As proof to you, here is Terrible Piece #1 (in background) and #2 (in foreground), both still in progress:
I really am horribly impatient. I can't wait for paint to dry (even acrylic paint), so I end up smudging lines and smearing colors and tearing holes in paper. Funny, because when people would hear what I used to do for a living for seven years (working with children with autism), they always exclaimed "Oh, you must be SO patient!" No. Absolutely not. Not me. Not in any aspect of my life. I open the oven too soon to check on the cake. I flip the pancakes before they are ready. Maybe this explains why I like all my food a little under-cooked.